Bring Your Mess to a Freelance Ghostwriter

Bring Your Mess to a Freelance Ghostwriter

Being an author is considered a messy, messy job. The good news is — people love a mess. Why do you think the term “hot mess” is coined as intriguing and interesting? Because people like it, they think it automatically means there is a great story...

Moza

I woke up to the fresh smells of scrambled eggs and tortillas, the traditional Guatemalan breakfast, wafting through my open windows. I damn near leaped out of bed. What was my second day here going to bring? I was sure it could only get better – I mean, fuck, the...

No Wi-Fi on the Internet of Great Beer

Clover is a very small town but has quite a bit of land reach. I went to school here with other kids who lived 15 miles away from me, and there were fields galore. Fields, who knew a field would be the stage for every 16-year-old within a 20-mile radius to completely...

Masaya

I consider myself an early bird, so I woke up early and hopped in the shower. Well, it was more like one of those ice bucket challenges, I couldn’t be sure. As the drops of water hit me like razors, I wondered, did this country even have hot water? I turned the knob...

Snow

By 10:00 PM, I was ready to shut it down. After all, it was a Thursday, and I was flat out exhausted. I’d probably had two beers total all night, but also had not eaten since brunch, which was way earlier that day. I didn’t have the chance to eat any of the six or...
I Stole Something from the Store, and I’m Not Sorry

I Stole Something from the Store, and I’m Not Sorry

A human could have checked me out without error. But because this $69B corporation decided it was best to replace a human with a self-checkout machine, it lost my $7.00 that day. I sat there realizing the mistake as I looked at my receipt sans the $7.00 nail polish I...